Noby – n. 1 Whenever you are at a club or walking down the street and you see a bald guy wearing dark-rimmed glasses, there is always a split second where you think that this man is Moby. At this point, he is known as a “Mayby”. Upon closer inspection, you realize that this man is not Moby, and at this point becomes a Noby. On rare occasions, the “Mayby” actually maybe is Moby, at which point you should say what’s up to him, because I am sure he is nice and down to chat. This is also known as a “Yesby”. If you know Moby, you are known as a “Knowby”. An asshole who sort of looks like Moby can and should be referred to as a “Moby Dick”.
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EAF! Amazing! I think I see Moby about once a day and I go through all the degrees you’ve listed from Mayby to Noby. Thank you for identifying and publicizing this experience.
Posted 06 Aug 2009 at 2:07 PM ¶On a desolate day this past summer, my friends and I hiked up to the lookout point at Fort Tilden, and out of the shrubs emerged a gratuitous Noby. He muttered something about us being female and fled.
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