word play of the day #5

Country Edition: 

Have you ever been to KENYA?  No? KENYA get a drink with me later.

Ever been to ITALY?  ITALY-gal to be that sexy.

Have you ever been to CANADA?  Well, CANADA-nce with you later?

Have you ever been to TAIWAN?  Want to TAIWAN on tonight?

Did you ever make it to INDIA?  They’ve got drinks INDIA-ther room, want one?

Surely you have been to ISRAEL before?  Cause my dick ISRAEL big.

Thanks to Dean, and a map of the world